“New Orleans police are hot on the scent of a man accused of stealing 30 air fresheners from a Family Dollar store.
Surveillance footage caught the alleged thief putting the items into a bag and then walking out of the store with out paying for the merchandise, which was valued at more than $200.
Maybe he’s friends with the couple who stole $1,200 worth of teeth whitening strips, or maybe he just loves to surround himself with great-smelling air.
Either way, if you have any information about this smellifter, call Crimestoppers and receive your $2,500 reward. Is it just us, or does that seem like a large sum for an air freshener heist?”